Cumstroke

When you realise you have no tissues at the point of climax and stand up quickly out of sheer panic. Your brain loses oxygen and you pass out on the floor.
Bill: I fucked up big time yesterday
Gary: What happened?
Bill: I was wanking and reached for the tissues and the box was empty. I stood up and next thing I know, I'm lying on my side with cum all over the floor and a headache from smashing it on the floor.
Gary: Cumstroke?
Bill: Yeah
by stemmo33 August 19, 2014
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Cumstroke

A cumstroke is the moment when you cum, and simultaneously have a stroke. Ex,
I had this friend that died recently, I heard that he had a cumstroke in some girl. Must've been the fattest nut ever.
by Dustyboi1369 June 14, 2020
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