Cumstroke
When you realise you have no tissues at the point of climax and stand up quickly out of sheer panic. Your brain loses oxygen and you pass out on the floor.
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Cumstroke
I had this friend that died recently, I heard that he had a cumstroke in some girl. Must've been the fattest nut ever.
Cumstroke by Dustyboi1369 June 14, 2020
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Cumstroke • cum stoked • cum strike • catstroker • cumstomer • cumstricken • cumstroglide • Cumstroller • Cumstrology • custrodeling
umstroke
What the sassy rower named double doug said to his team.
PS: hope im not provoking anyone with this lazy definition. I'm not cruel.
PS: hope im not provoking anyone with this lazy definition. I'm not cruel.
umstroke by LuxuriantCarrot July 19, 2022
Cumstone
A large mass of semen that has solidified in the testes due to extreme periods of time between ejaculations. A medical emergency, this occurrence causes immense pain upon expulsion from the glans. Not to be confused with "Cum Stone"
^^^SEE DEFINITION OF CUMSTONE^^^
Cumstone by Dr. Mathulous September 8, 2011
catstroker
a 16 year old hairy male with back fungi and spawns ringworm. this male will take cats and will rub his hairy genatailia on the back of cats. Leaving the cats back hairless, and severe rash.
catstroker by towel boy January 3, 2010
custrodeling
canoodling/toaster strudel = having sexual intercourse and finishing as you would put the icing on/in a toaster strudel
custrodeling by trudel983 August 31, 2021
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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