Cumstroke

When you realise you have no tissues at the point of climax and stand up quickly out of sheer panic. Your brain loses oxygen and you pass out on the floor.

Bill: I fucked up big time yesterday
Gary: What happened?
Bill: I was wanking and reached for the tissues and the box was empty. I stood up and next thing I know, I'm lying on my side with cum all over the floor and a headache from smashing it on the floor.
Gary: Cumstroke?
Bill: Yeah

by stemmo33 August 19, 2014

Cumstroke

A cumstroke is the moment when you cum, and simultaneously have a stroke. Ex,

I had this friend that died recently, I heard that he had a cumstroke in some girl. Must've been the fattest nut ever.

by Dustyboi1369 June 14, 2020

umstroke

What the sassy rower named double doug said to his team.
PS: hope im not provoking anyone with this lazy definition. I'm not cruel.

Sassy rower: Umm...stroke?
Team: bro stfu with the umstroke

by LuxuriantCarrot July 19, 2022

Cumstone

A large mass of semen that has solidified in the testes due to extreme periods of time between ejaculations. A medical emergency, this occurrence causes immense pain upon expulsion from the glans. Not to be confused with "Cum Stone"

^^^SEE DEFINITION OF CUMSTONE^^^

by Dr. Mathulous September 8, 2011

catstroker

a 16 year old hairy male with back fungi and spawns ringworm. this male will take cats and will rub his hairy genatailia on the back of cats. Leaving the cats back hairless, and severe rash.

ohhh mmyyyyy goodddddd , Lennie is such a catstroker.

by towel boy January 3, 2010

cumstricken

burdened with an overwhelming load.

I am cumstricken by my work.

by The chosen none September 28, 2017

custrodeling

canoodling/toaster strudel = having sexual intercourse and finishing as you would put the icing on/in a toaster strudel

i can’t believe i just walked in to the bathroom while they were custrodeling !

by trudel983 August 31, 2021