cumsopper

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock

Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?

Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

comopper

One who does silly, foolish things.

Oh my gosh. You're such a comopper.

by Borderline Brandon December 18, 2014

Cumcopter

1. When you cum on a swing-able object(like a rope) and you swing it around making the cum shoot out in many different directions, therefore making the area you cumcoptered in (such as a room)randomly stained with your sperm. Usually done in other people's houses as a prank or if you really hate them.

Example: Person 1: yo Jason, im going to prank James by pulling a Cumcopter in his room.
Person 2: Good idea Jimmy, i fuken hate that kid, that prank would deserve a roflcopter.
Person 1: I get it they both end in copter... anyways can i borrow a swinging like object so i can do it?
Person 2: ya sure let me go get my sisters skip-it.

by jeff sc December 14, 2008

Cumpooper

The schizoid freakish nightmare demon only found in the far edges of the dream world. A tall slender creature with a bright white anus and long brittle claws coated in the essence of an eldritch being. Their eyes glow a feint yellow colour and reek of cat urine. You do not want to encounter this guy

Man 1: ARE YOU THE CUMPOOPER?!
Cumpooper: Gurgle

by willoom December 31, 2022

cumcopter

At the point of intercourse where the male has an orgasm, he pulls out and spins his body in such a way to make the penis whirl around like a helicopter blade; therefore disseminating his semen throughout the area.

"Just when I thought he was done, Tommy pulled out and did a cumcopter and splatted his cum all over my walls"

by ledirious August 10, 2016

cumsipper

To swallow great amounts of sperm with pleasure.

"Becky is the biggest cumsipper? She takes it down like a bottle of Cristal."

by MetzgeR February 2, 2004

cumpooper

After anal sex, the man cums in the woman's anus. She, then, takes a shit. Resulting in, cumpoop.

After I rode her, she became a real cumpooper.

by Z-schnizzle October 20, 2008