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Cumpooper 

The schizoid freakish nightmare demon only found in the far edges of the dream world. A tall slender creature with a bright white anus and long brittle claws coated in the essence of an eldritch being. Their eyes glow a feint yellow colour and reek of cat urine. You do not want to encounter this guy
Man 1: ARE YOU THE CUMPOOPER?!
Cumpooper: Gurgle
Cumpooper by willoom December 31, 2022
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cumpooper 

After anal sex, the man cums in the woman's anus. She, then, takes a shit. Resulting in, cumpoop.
After I rode her, she became a real cumpooper.
cumpooper by Z-schnizzle October 20, 2008

cumpooper 

n. Used chiefly to describe a computer that is unreliable or prone to constant failure.

Orig. A person who has managed, by any means possible, to contract more than 1ml of semen or clear vaginal secretion into the rectal canal, and then purged it from the body anally, as like feces.
as a n. "I was really enjoying that episode of, "Golden Girls..." until my cumpooper crashed.

Harvey, after finishing his final draft of his doctoral dissertation on his dell computer, unfortunately forgot to save the file before his compooper decided to have a "fatal error" and erase all on his work and his entire itunes library.
cumpooper by Captain Clancy Mccfartson September 29, 2009
the act of using an electrical device, such as a phone or laptop, while going to the bathroom
Mark is in the bathroom compoopering, so he may be a while.
Compooper by Maxine Colina May 6, 2019

compooter 

A compooter is code name for a laptop poo

Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.
Alistair I'll be two minutes, I'm just having a compooter.
compooter by riggers8 December 13, 2013

Compoopter 

1.A computer that is made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing
Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much!?
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much music and games
Compoopter by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006

Cumpaper 

When somebody gets a piece of paper and wraps it around their penis to cum into it
Eww I found Johns Cumpaper!
Cumpaper by Yoadseem August 21, 2020
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