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Cumstopper 

A slut who gives you hopes of a good fuck, only to cancel on you last minute causing the excess cum produced from anticipated sex to be bottled up. This leads to balls swelling to the size of a grapefruit.
Guy1: "Bro, my balls hurt from hanging heavy. My slut bailed out on me again."

Guy2: "That slut's fucked up."

Guy1: "Nah bro, she's cool. She can just be a real cumstopper sometimes though."
Cumstopper by BelASSis February 1, 2013
Words you can keep

cumstopper 

your girlfriend is a cumstopper
I aint seen my cumstopper yet
cumstopper by ziggy pigg November 26, 2006

Cumstopper 

This is when your "dick ridding" but then suddenly stopping and switching sides and excetera, it is also a word you would call your friends for fun even though they aren't doing it
"Nah bro is pulling a cumstopper you were just dick riding him but now you finally hopped off"

"No you cumstopper"
Cumstopper by Sleelyheadera March 17, 2023

cowstopper 

Someone with a protruding mandible, full of grotesquely crooked teeth. Usually the lips are not large enough to hide, e.g. resembling a cowstopper on the front of a train.
Did you see the cowstopper on that fool? I'm gonna go push him over to the train tracks.
cowstopper by EH of HB November 10, 2007
To swallow great amounts of sperm with pleasure.
"Becky is the biggest cumsipper? She takes it down like a bottle of Cristal."
cumsipper by MetzgeR February 2, 2004

cumsopper 

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock
Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?

Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.
cumsopper by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

Random cum stopper 

The act of stopping someone from cuming by yelling random words at them while they are at the point of climax.
She said that she was about to cum, so i pulled a "random cum stopper" and yelled "what does the fox say". She lost her orgasum.
Random cum stopper by Ppablo April 25, 2014
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