cumsac

Derogatory word for goo people, or slimey people.

I just came back from getting my shoe's cleaned and this fucking cumsac goo'd all over my shoes...

by Hermannnn October 20, 2019

Cumstacking

When four dudes circle jerk over different ideas and never result in final consensus.

There goes Tony, Lang, Don, and Nino cumstacking over what the next move is.

by Lint_In_My_Azz March 1, 2021

cumscuttle

(1) Any amount of jizz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date.

(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.

Example #1:
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.

Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.

by cummilingusaur May 7, 2011

Cummaculate

The purest/best ejaculation that a male can experience in his life span.

Dude this chick made cummaculate

by Nate-Jason July 17, 2020

cumsicle

the act of freezing a males sperm in order to make it into an Ice pop

ah here is a cumsicle I made earlier

by og cumsicle December 30, 2018

Cusacked

The act of having someone declare their love in a horribly embarrassing manner.

Did you hear what John did? He cusacked Jane by loudly professing his love for her in the middle of a funeral.

by MissPh34r February 15, 2012

cumnacious

having, or referring to an explosion of joy in your pants.

dude doing your mom is so cumnacious.

by beg4myskills November 20, 2009