Cusacked 

The act of having someone declare their love in a horribly embarrassing manner.

Did you hear what John did? He cusacked Jane by loudly professing his love for her in the middle of a funeral.

Cusacked by MissPh34r February 15, 2012

Cusacked 

When you date a girl for four f@#Kin years and she still won't put out

Man that bitch totally Cusacked me

Cusacked by Captian Mikey March 26, 2008

John Cusacked 

When you fuck a girl so well she has to call in sick for 1 or more days, and walks funny for several days.

Bro, I would JOHN CUSACKED that!

John Cusacked by Kamedian January 24, 2011