(1) Any amount of jizz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date.
(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.
(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.
Example #1:
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.
Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.
Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.
by cummilingusaur May 7, 2011
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David was amused by his unprepared girlfriend's cumsputter.
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My bestfriend is a total cumshuttle!
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