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Cumwater 

A glass of water with ejaculate floating on top. Some people enjoy this tasty beverage.
That dude likes to drink cumwater.
Cumwater by DotaYodA January 12, 2010
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To select a bunch of crap and to pretentiously make it seem like this selection took any real effort or is significant.
Farmer Joe carefully curates his selection of salted pig knuckles to suit your discriminating palate.
Curate by PigKnuckle December 6, 2018
This is a term used to describe someone who is engaged in the people's fight for liberation from class warfare, while also someone who is engaged with liberating your libido.
I lost my job, they evicted my ass, and I can barely afford food for myself now... thank god for my cumrades, they'll know how to help me
Cumrade by cumrade4lyfe March 9, 2022
Select, organize, and present content merchandise or information together, typically using professional or expert knowledge and commonly used for telling a collective story with an online presence.
Amy wanted to not just put up products on her site, she knew she needed help from an expert to create an online identity for all of her content, she wanted to curate not aggregate.
Curate by webwomen August 4, 2016

cumrades 

When two male friends or cordial acquaintances have full-on sex or an encounter otherwise resulting in ejaculation for the male party, with at least one common female.
"What?? You had sex with Sarah brah?? Me too! Cumrades for life man. "
cumrades by GermanUnicorns August 23, 2012

Cumradery 

When two porno downloads stream together in perfect unity
I cant respond to your IM now I got latina and asian cumradery going on over here.
Cumradery by Eddie to the O April 18, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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