to rate a person (pornstar, JAV idol, model) based on climax of the cumshot rating of 1-5. 1 is the lowest raring of a weak cumshot. 5 is the highest ultimate climax rating.
New Zealand idiomatic word for spherical and/or dried lumps of animal faeces, typically those left by a sheep or rabbit but may also refer to excrement of larger animals once it has dried and begun to disintegrate
"You can tell we're in rabbitcountry because of all the crattles; you can see that they're smaller and more numerous than those left by a sheep."
The act of being completely smeared in cum, to the point when you walk around others they seem alarmed and can notice your presence from a mile away. The combination of smell and attitude from a CumCastle is so bad that many try to stay as far away as possible from one and even use the word as a form of insult.
Luke just came on a girl and now she’s pissed calling him a CumCastle.
Toro is at it again look at him jerking off in his bed, smh what a CumCastle.
Tomi Just had another wet dream... #CumCastle activity.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.