Curate

To select a bunch of crap and to pretentiously make it seem like this selection took any real effort or is significant.

Farmer Joe carefully curates his selection of salted pig knuckles to suit your discriminating palate.

by PigKnuckle December 6, 2018

Curate

Select, organize, and present content merchandise or information together, typically using professional or expert knowledge and commonly used for telling a collective story with an online presence.

Amy wanted to not just put up products on her site, she knew she needed help from an expert to create an online identity for all of her content, she wanted to curate not aggregate.

by webwomen August 4, 2016

Curate

To feel better about constantly overeating and gaining weight, you “curate” food instead of make food and store food.

Hey, what do you do with all of your spare time?
Me: I curate desserts and high carb infused foods.

by ToddWilliams December 28, 2022

Meme-Curatives

„MCs“ are all concepts/perspectives that work as counter assertions against Meme-Pathogens i.e. beliefs that are destructive to white people and cause a physical, emotional and spiritual sickness, known as white-noir, in them.

„I have some new Meme-Curatives for you all: There is no excellence where there is equality. And the second: It is not the similarities that make us the same; it is the differences that make us different. Use them, they are powerful."

by wellbeing advocate November 2, 2020

veal crates

Several tiny cubicles crammed into one office as desks for graduate students. Like calves being fattened for slaughter, graduate students confined to veal crates can experience chronic stress so extreme as to require medication. Veal-crated students frequently drop our of graduate school after paying tuition for several years, thus helping to ensure that the university's coffers are filled while gaining nothing from the graduate experience but horrible memories and a few useless ideas.

Graduate Student: THIS is my office!!!?? I can't believe it; I'm a PhD student and this is supposed to be a great university. These cubicles are only four feet wide. I'll go insane.

Second Graduate Student: Welcome to the veal crates.

by ring-tailed roarer January 28, 2010

Moon Craters

Cottage cheese dimples on a big flabby butt.

Dude, your mom has a new little swimsuit that shows way too much skin.

Sick...you can see her Moon Craters from outer space!

by Kobe K Tizzle May 25, 2011

Crate Day

National Crate Day is an unofficial holiday in New Zealand held on the first Saturday of summer every year to celebrate the weather warming up by sharing a crate of beer with your mates , whacking some meat on the barbie, playing some highly competitive backyard cricket, and listening to The Rock radio station VERY LOUDLY.

It's easy to participate in Carte Day but all Crate Day supporters must abide the 10 Commandments of National Crate Day. They're like laws, but more important...

COMMANDMENT #1: Thou shall begin at midday.
COMMANDMENT #2: Thou shall listen to The Rock Crate Day Hundy
COMMANDMENT #3: Thou shall wear thy stubbies and thy singlet
COMMANDMENT #4: Thou shall support thy Crate of Origin
COMMANDMENT #5: Thou shalt not toss any salad.
COMMANDMENT #6: Thou shall respect thy neighbour.
COMMANDMENT #7: Thou only beef that shall attend National Crate Day is thy beef for thy BBQ
COMMANDMENT #8: Thou shall look out for thy mates, even Dave
COMMANDMENT #9: Don’t let’th the sun get thy best of you and your provisions

COMMANDMENT #10: Thou shall always keep rules 1-9 top of mind, to ensure we continue The Rock National Crate Day legacy for centuries to come.

"Pop down to the bottle-o and get me some Steinlagers for Dave's Crate Day BBQ on your way"

"I hate being an Aucklander on Crate Day, Lion Red tastes like dog piss"

by NewZealandIsntReal November 6, 2015