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The natural instant brains switch between love and hate and realisation what your cock is actually in.
cumhate is the feeling when you are out on a night out you pick up the special girl and take her home. you are in drunk love with this girl and as you start fucking her realise she is the one then bam the moment you cum you realise what you have just done and the feeling of regret and the thought how you get the fuck out of there enter your mind
Cumhate by walcot123 December 12, 2010
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to rate a person (pornstar, JAV idol, model) based on climax of the cumshot rating of 1-5. 1 is the lowest raring of a weak cumshot. 5 is the highest ultimate climax rating.
Eva Elfie is the hottest pornstar ... absolutely a cumrate of 5!
cumrate by pornstar221 September 10, 2021
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Cumwater 

A glass of water with ejaculate floating on top. Some people enjoy this tasty beverage.
That dude likes to drink cumwater.
Cumwater by DotaYodA January 12, 2010

Jiggy Cumwater 

An overtly joyous person who loves to cum in their toilet’s septic tank
That dude is such a jiggy cumwater
Jiggy Cumwater by Jackinator84 December 28, 2022

cumeater 

a person who is down to do anything even eat cum
ay that evan is such a cumeater
cumeater by NotDaBaby December 20, 2022

CMHaterz 

CMH = The most overly-dramatic, fucking ridiculous, preppy-teenage-hot-mess driven high school in Wisconsin. CMHaterz = the group of prissy rich kids who think that they're hot shit and run the school. These amateurs deserve no sympathy for what they are going to experience as soon as they graduate. They could not survive/ever develop friendships without their parent's precious money. All of you children who go there to show off your designer clothes, new cars, and fake tans, here's a reality check: NO ONE FUCKING CARES. get with the real world bitches. good luck surviving college where you're no longer 'on top' and people can tell you straight to your face that you're all screwed up. best part about that is: THEY ARE RIGHT. and you, you will all sadly wind up working as restaurant cashiers making minimum wage, or you will be hobos living off of trash cans. Sucks to suck, assholes.
Girl 1: omg, so like I need to go tanning so badly. I am so pale. and did you see Matt? he was wearing Lacoste. ew. Polo is so much better!

Girl 2: I like totes agree! lets go spend my daddy's money to boost our self confidence!

Bystander (with a real brain): hahahah those girls are such dumbasses. not to mention, they've faked baked so much that they've turned orange. What CMHaterz. Sucks to suck ladies.
CMHaterz by CMH-SUCKS July 10, 2011
The act of giving or receiving anal while playing chess
Dude, i cummated her so hard last night.
cummate by Nizzlejizzle April 10, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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