cumpop 

When an erect penis which is standing perpendicular to the ground, spurts cum up into the air, then has the falling cum decorate it's head like icing.

I blew Jimmy and then watched him make a cumpop. Then I licked his head clean

cumpop by Steven Leckie August 20, 2003

Cumpop 

Similar to an icepop but made of frozen cum.

Blimey mum its baking in the garden.. Can I have a cumpop to cool down......??

Cumpop by Henry V111 September 21, 2009

cumpon 

An apparatus placed in the vagina after sex to absorb excess semen.

This semen running out of me is disgusting I really need a cumpon.

cumpon by Cumpon user July 31, 2011

Cumcopter 

1. When you cum on a swing-able object(like a rope) and you swing it around making the cum shoot out in many different directions, therefore making the area you cumcoptered in (such as a room)randomly stained with your sperm. Usually done in other people's houses as a prank or if you really hate them.

Example: Person 1: yo Jason, im going to prank James by pulling a Cumcopter in his room.
Person 2: Good idea Jimmy, i fuken hate that kid, that prank would deserve a roflcopter.
Person 1: I get it they both end in copter... anyways can i borrow a swinging like object so i can do it?
Person 2: ya sure let me go get my sisters skip-it.

Cumcopter by jeff sc December 14, 2008

cumpound 

it is a girl that sucks a penis everyday and swallows the cum

"yo that girl is a dutty cumpound

cumpound by defintion king October 8, 2017

Cumpaper 

When somebody gets a piece of paper and wraps it around their penis to cum into it

Eww I found Johns Cumpaper!

Cumpaper by Yoadseem August 21, 2020

Cumpooper 

The schizoid freakish nightmare demon only found in the far edges of the dream world. A tall slender creature with a bright white anus and long brittle claws coated in the essence of an eldritch being. Their eyes glow a feint yellow colour and reek of cat urine. You do not want to encounter this guy

Man 1: ARE YOU THE CUMPOOPER?!
Cumpooper: Gurgle

Cumpooper by willoom December 31, 2022