cummonkey 

Cummonkey is something you call your retarded friend that does stupid shit

You’re a cummonkey

cummonkey by Skeeteryeeter June 20, 2021

Cum Monkey 

A individual with simplistic mind and a smooth brain who can only think about the next time he will cum.

Wow, George is such a cum monkey he ditched us to hang with Isabel.

Cum Monkey by Money Isn't Real February 9, 2021

catmonkey

A rare and exotic animal. Only one has been found to date. The Catmonkey is a cross between a cat and a monkey. He looks like a cat and behaves like a monkey. The Catmonkey is very cheeky but also kind, and is known to associate with another rare breed, the Stinky Chimp.

'I went to the Amazon and saw a catmonkey in its natural habitat'
'Wow'

catmonkey by Monkeyscientist January 27, 2015

cuntmonkey 

Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.

Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.

cuntmonkey by Elle-Belle February 8, 2007

chumpmonkey 

A complete and utter idiot. Also used to describe anything that is really stupid.

"That guy is a total chumpmonkey."
"That referee made a real chumpmonkey call."

chumpmonkey by Luis O. November 30, 2006

Cubemonkey 

Someone who works in a call centre, in those small enclosed call cubicles. They often have to follow call scripts and proceedures and claim to be /sound knowledgeable on the subject that youre calling about, when really they dont know that much at all. Any variation from the cube, leaves them unable to talk with you, both literally and in terms of knowledge.Sometimes they can bwe quite unhelpful and leave you feeling like you've gotten nowhere.

I tried to call XYZ Company today for some support, and all I could do was to speak with some CubeMonkey who kept telling me to check I'd plugged it in that it couldn't be them /wasnt their problem.

Cubemonkey by Richard Smith July 20, 2006

cuntmonkey 

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face

'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'

cuntmonkey by Jamie December 2, 2003