Cup and monkey

Post-sex cupping your hand down there to prevent spillage and walking - which resembles a monkey walk.

I had to cup and monkey

by K11f December 14, 2014

monkey cups

The alternative label for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and/or boobies. It can also be used in song to sound slightly inappropiate...

I need me some Monkey Cups!

Song: Monkey Cups! You've got the cutest little monkey cups!

by Gordeuk5150 February 28, 2012

Cup monkey

People, usually kids, running around Festival venues collecting plastic or paper cups to return them and get a cash refund. Normally spotted with unbelievably high stacks that they somehow are able to carry. Some can over enthusiastically try and take cups before you’ve actually finished! Great way though to tackle litter collection and recycling!

There’s loads of cup monkeys snatching your beer before you’ve even had the chance to finish it!

by Irishexplorer September 1, 2019

Cup-monkey

Bend a monkey over and bottom to bottom. Shove a cup up its ass. And use it as a cup.

Want tea? Its in the cup-monkey?

by Fuckedup2029 August 19, 2019

Monkey Cupping

The act of shitting in your hand and throwing it when there is no other option.

“Why did you throw your shit instead of going to the toilet?” “Dude, it’s called monkey cupping”

by BBunns March 3, 2023