chumpmonkey
chumpmonkey by Luis O. November 30, 2006
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chump monkey
1. A phrase to describe someone foolish or someone who participates in an act of extreme daftness.
2. A way to describe yourself when you have had one bucket too many.
2. A way to describe yourself when you have had one bucket too many.
1. I heard Steve was sniffing glue for two hours before he realised it was solvent free, what a total chump monkey.
2. "Oh man, I am totally chump monkey'd." - "Man, your a chump monkey!"
2. "Oh man, I am totally chump monkey'd." - "Man, your a chump monkey!"
chump monkey by AllyG October 27, 2005
Related Words
Chufmonkey
Examples:
1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.
2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.
1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.
2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.
Chufmonkey by BillCheese1 February 5, 2010
chunkmonkey
A male mammal with no genitals due to them being pulled off during gay intercourse and lost within the colon of the mate.
chunkmonkey by fudge April 28, 2004
chunkmonkey
Ian Gloweczewski; a fag; a dumbass; a cracker; someone in the KKK; fat ass queer; basicly perfers Ian.
chunkmonkey by Ian February 14, 2005
chunkmonkey
chunkmonkey by Eddie February 24, 2005
chuzzmonkey
Nocternal creature, spends many hours lurking on internet chatrooms to pass the time. Often Armed with a spaff cannon. Threat level - Sticky and slightly salty
chuzzmonkey by Dux0r April 20, 2005
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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