chumpmonkey 

A complete and utter idiot. Also used to describe anything that is really stupid.

"That guy is a total chumpmonkey."
"That referee made a real chumpmonkey call."

chumpmonkey by Luis O. November 30, 2006

chump monkey 

1. A phrase to describe someone foolish or someone who participates in an act of extreme daftness.

2. A way to describe yourself when you have had one bucket too many.

1. I heard Steve was sniffing glue for two hours before he realised it was solvent free, what a total chump monkey.

2. "Oh man, I am totally chump monkey'd." - "Man, your a chump monkey!"

chump monkey by AllyG October 27, 2005

Chufmonkey

1. An abnormally wide penis comparable to a kaiser roll.

2. An abnormally wide piece of stool.

Examples:

1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.

2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.

Chufmonkey by BillCheese1 February 5, 2010

chunkmonkey 

A male mammal with no genitals due to them being pulled off during gay intercourse and lost within the colon of the mate.

My friend Marco is a chunkmonkey.

chunkmonkey by fudge April 28, 2004

chunkmonkey 

Ian Gloweczewski; a fag; a dumbass; a cracker; someone in the KKK; fat ass queer; basicly perfers Ian.

Ian you chunkminkey stop setting crosses on fire.

chunkmonkey by Ian February 14, 2005

chunkmonkey 

See hater or die you mutha fuckin bitch ass fag.

Please see the second definition.

chunkmonkey by Eddie February 24, 2005

chuzzmonkey 

Nocternal creature, spends many hours lurking on internet chatrooms to pass the time. Often Armed with a spaff cannon. Threat level - Sticky and slightly salty

Most of the people in #multiplay on Quakenet server :0

chuzzmonkey by Dux0r April 20, 2005