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cockmeister 

To put simply, a master of cock.
Damn he actually won the cockfight. What a cockmeister.
cockmeister by Bagus Killer August 15, 2007

Fuckmeister

The go to guy in porn movies. These guys are usually well hung, can perform sex acts in many various positions, and usually supply the actress with large amounts of ejaculate during the money shot.
Peter North is a real Fuckmeister he can bang a girl for 15 minutes or longer and blow a huge blast of cum during the money shot.
Fuckmeister by James T. Dean January 4, 2009

cuckmaster 

The lover of a woman whose husband or partner is a cuckold.
Her cuckold boyfriend is in awe of the sexual prowess of their cuckmaster.
cuckmaster by Ron Handy October 12, 2008

cuntmeister 

what a complete cuntmeister.
cuntmeister by backsacandcrack December 18, 2010

Chunkmeister 

A stout person, of a chunky nature.
He's the Chunkmeister.
Chunkmeister by Chunkmeister December 8, 2012

cockmeiser 

One who hoards the cock, considering it to be a special prize and something worth savoring. When referring to a male, usually alludes to homosexual tendencies, but can also mean a man who collects penis memorabelia. When referring to a female, usually refers to one who is able to handle multiple johnsons at one time, and is efficiently skilled at managing them all.
"What, you mean we are supposed to collect dildos and draw penises all over the house?" "Yep, we're training to be true cockmeisers."

"Did you hear about that chick last night sucking two dicks while taking double penetration from the ass while jerking off two black dudes?" "Ha, sounds like my ex-girlfriend! what a real cockmeiser!"
cockmeiser by Sigma Nu October 27, 2007