One who hoards the cock, considering it to be a
special prize and something worth savoring. When referring to a male, usually alludes to homosexual tendencies, but can also mean a man who collects
penis memorabelia. When referring to a female, usually refers to one who is able to handle multiple johnsons at one
time, and is efficiently skilled at managing them all.
"What, you mean we are supposed to collect dildos and draw penises all over the house?" "Yep, we're training to be true cockmeisers."
"Did you hear about that chick last
night sucking two dicks while taking double penetration from the ass while jerking off two
black dudes?" "Ha, sounds like my
ex-girlfriend! what a real cockmeiser!"