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Crumbmeister

Crumb master.
One who is very crumby.
Crumbmeisters are flakey, annoying, unreliable, unforgiving, temperamental, thieves, and liars.
These people also “borrow” money or get you to get them something under the condition that they will pay you back, but then they never do.
These people also don’t care if you don’t like or want them to do something.
My sister’s a total crumbmeister. She knows that I want to be healthy but she still lights a cigarette when I’m in the same room as her.

Chubmeister 

A Chubmeister is a person who is a, for example, loser or is stupid. It can be used loosely. It can also mean someone who has a lot of chub (fat, who is fat). It can also be used as a playful insult, teasing.
It can be used as a noun, verb, or adj.
She's SUCH a chubmeister!

Look at him chubmeistering across the street! What a loser!
Chubmeister by Ncc1234 January 9, 2008

cummeister 

A master of the domain of raping women. Abusing women. using women and just plain enjoying them for sexual purposes only. Highly respected yet feared in the male community
Billy Tanner: Hey hey! Paulie, THE CUM-MEISTER! Hows it hanging bro?

Paul: *shoots him*
cummeister by Big Fat Pp March 28, 2005

chubbmeister

Pronounced: Ch-ub-my-st-er

1. A large erect penis.

2. Your fuck stick, knob, cock, dick, willy, slong etc.

3. An offensive term meaning idiot, wanker etc.
1. Dude, you're such a chubbmeister!

2. Did you stik your chubbmeister in?
chubbmeister by K 2 Da C December 17, 2006
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