cumblister

when you spit your hot hot load onto some very young poon and it burns the snizz up

OH damn I think I gave her a cumblister last night...!!!

by crimson doodler March 17, 2009

Cumplastered

Shot with Cum, or Semen.

I cumplastered your mom last night.

by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008

Cumcluster

Collective noun for orgasms

Susie looked at her new Cumcluster 3,000,000 with trepidation.... "Is that a fucking arm!?"....

by Sharkey & Bubbles April 16, 2023

cumbuster

1. Term referring to a male who busts cum, i.e. likes to suck dix
2. Gay person
3. Often used as a general insult.

1. Dude, Steven likes to pants people. What a cumbuster.
2. See that guy in the plaid jacket? He's a cumbuster.
3. DON'T TK ME YOU FUCKING CUMBUSTER.

by Grif April 9, 2004

Cumblaster

-A weapon of mass destruction, coming out of your penis.
-Cum blasted at a high rate out of your penis

Person 1 - Hey, what should i use to destroy the world?
Person 2- A cumblaster, of course.

by Rock On!111 December 16, 2008

Cumflustered

The somewhat mind boggeling confusing which overcomes a woman where she recieves, on her face, several bursts of seminal fluid from multiple angles, resulting in a temporary "dementia" like state accompanied by a bewildering facial expression.

... Dude, me Mike and the boy's went all bukake on this drunk hoe's ass last night after the club. That bitch was totally cumflustered

by the-t-o-dubdizzle May 13, 2011

cummeister

A master of the domain of raping women. Abusing women. using women and just plain enjoying them for sexual purposes only. Highly respected yet feared in the male community

Billy Tanner: Hey hey! Paulie, THE CUM-MEISTER! Hows it hanging bro?

Paul: *shoots him*

by Big Fat Pp March 28, 2005