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cuntmeister 

what a complete cuntmeister.
cuntmeister by backsacandcrack December 18, 2010
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Cretmeister 

(cret-meister)

A term for describing a person of low intelligence or social aptitude. An idiot, wally, or, in its derived sense, a cretin.

Someone who makes stupid mistakes, or comes out with foolish statements or questions.
"Are you going to the party tomorrow?"
"What? That was last night, ya cretmeister!"

or

"You ever listen to that show, The Absolute Peach?"
"Yeah, that Joe's a right cretmeister!"
Cretmeister by TheAbsolutePeach April 30, 2009

cuntmaster extreme 

A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.
Friend: Did you see Jamie dance last night?
Johnny: He is cuntmaster extreme...!

cuntmaster

One who is mastered at the art of cunninglus or female genital stimulation.
That boy who fingered me last night made me come in 3 minutes; he was a real cuntmaster!
cuntmaster by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

Chunkmeister 

A stout person, of a chunky nature.
He's the Chunkmeister.
Chunkmeister by Chunkmeister December 8, 2012

cuckmeister 

Meister of the cucks, what did you think?
"Hey, have you seen John?"
"Yeah, the cuckmeister went to his girlfriend"
cuckmeister by Kaekle May 13, 2017

cuntmaster

definition 1- someone who steals your trail mix
definition 2- AKA mastercunt, known as the biggest cunt ever
definition 3- someone who spills beer on your DDR Pad, and masturbates with your favorite shirt, while watching colbert report
damn, i was trying to fuck this girl then i found out she was a cuntmaster, oh my god.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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