cuntmeister

a meister of cunts.

what a complete cuntmeister.

by backsacandcrack December 18, 2010

Cretmeister

(cret-meister)

A term for describing a person of low intelligence or social aptitude. An idiot, wally, or, in its derived sense, a cretin.

Someone who makes stupid mistakes, or comes out with foolish statements or questions.

"Are you going to the party tomorrow?"
"What? That was last night, ya cretmeister!"

or

"You ever listen to that show, The Absolute Peach?"
"Yeah, that Joe's a right cretmeister!"

by TheAbsolutePeach April 30, 2009

cuntmaster extreme

A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.

Friend: Did you see Jamie dance last night?
Johnny: He is cuntmaster extreme...!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

cuntmaster

One who is mastered at the art of cunninglus or female genital stimulation.

That boy who fingered me last night made me come in 3 minutes; he was a real cuntmaster!

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

Chunkmeister

A stout person, of a chunky nature.

He's the Chunkmeister.

by Chunkmeister December 8, 2012

cuckmeister

Meister of the cucks, what did you think?

"Hey, have you seen John?"
"Yeah, the cuckmeister went to his girlfriend"

by Kaekle May 13, 2017

cuntmaster

definition 1- someone who steals your trail mix
definition 2- AKA mastercunt, known as the biggest cunt ever
definition 3- someone who spills beer on your DDR Pad, and masturbates with your favorite shirt, while watching colbert report

damn, i was trying to fuck this girl then i found out she was a cuntmaster, oh my god.

by teen wolf and jesus christ August 1, 2010