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When a male/female masturbates during comercial breaks.
Tom didnt want to miss his favourite show so he decided to pull a cumercial. He pulled his dick until a slight orgasm occured. He then cummed on the TV Barbra Walters face in the screen.
Cumercial by popo's on the tail October 9, 2009

Cummercial 

Dude1: "Remember that website you showed me 2 days ago?"
Dude2: "The one about blowjobs?"
Dude1: "Yeah bro. I just saw the cummercial today."
Cummercial by succmastur June 12, 2017

Cummercial Enterprise 

An economic enterprise taken by a company deeply invested in the making of sex toys and objects, or films and entertainment, for commercial purposes.
Hairy Johnson: Did you hear that a Japanese company is making disposable canned vaginas?
Dick Wholeson: Yeah, what a huge Cummercial Enterprise to undertake. I hope it works out well for them.
Major Perineum: Amen to that, its an all-American cornerstone of happiness, considering that its Japanese.
A beautiful and amazing girl. She is very talented. She is also super seggsy hot spicy and has a gorilla grip super soaker wet ass tsunami ass wap punani nani. 😉
Who’s that ?
That’s cilencia wit dat super soaker punani nani!!
Cilencia by Mommy milkers December 29, 2020
When you have multiple back-to-back sex sessions, you can’t remember where he came.
Lilly: Me and old mate fucked non-stop last night.
Amanda: That’s hot! Where did he cum?
Lilly: Uh, gosh! I can’t remember. We did it so many times, I’ve got cumentia.
cumentia by Lincorssm August 29, 2022

cullenian 

ADJECTIVE
cul-LIN-ni-yuhn or cul-LEN-ni-yuhn

Root: CULLEN. From the fictional vampire Edward Cullen who exists in Stephenie Meyer's "TWILIGHT" saga.

This word entails all the stalkerish and creepy behaviours Edward Cullen exerts when attempting to court Bella Swan, the love of his life, who initially attracted him because of her delicious and nearly irresistible blood scent.

It has a lowercase C (unless it is at the beginning of a sentence) because this word is used with a negative connotation to say that Edward Cullen is not a good example of "the perfect guy".
Ew, are you looking for her/him through my facebook? That's so cullenian.
cullenian by Feghoot, not faggot September 27, 2010