cullenian 

ADJECTIVE
cul-LIN-ni-yuhn or cul-LEN-ni-yuhn

Root: CULLEN. From the fictional vampire Edward Cullen who exists in Stephenie Meyer's "TWILIGHT" saga.

This word entails all the stalkerish and creepy behaviours Edward Cullen exerts when attempting to court Bella Swan, the love of his life, who initially attracted him because of her delicious and nearly irresistible blood scent.

It has a lowercase C (unless it is at the beginning of a sentence) because this word is used with a negative connotation to say that Edward Cullen is not a good example of "the perfect guy".

Ew, are you looking for her/him through my facebook? That's so cullenian.

cullenian by Feghoot, not faggot September 27, 2010

Cullinane’s Gambit 

The act of disregarding one’s progress in the game of Wordle and attempting a random word to fill in the blanks.

I used the Cullinane’s Gambit today and it paid off.

Cullinane’s Gambit by Mad Hazzer April 26, 2022

cullenism 

A new religion based off the sappy Mormon-written Twilight series. It has no tax exempt status, very few members, a prayer ripped off from the Lord's Prayer, and the majority of the congregation are virginal girls (not of the hot kind, either).

Basically, cullenism is basically the Church Of Scientology except, would you believe it - their members are far more insane, you have to replace aliens with "sexeh vampires OMG TEAM EDWARD YAAAY!" and instead of being founded by a failure of a science-fiction writer, it's based off the masturbation fodder of a Mormon homemaker.

Girl 1: What religion do you believe in?
Girl 2: I'M A BELIEVE IN CULLENISM OMGTWILIGHTISSOGREATEDWARDISSOHOTDHIDHSfjhahfw
Girl 1: God, that is retarded.
Girl 2: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.

cullenism by R.Pattz December 22, 2008

Robward Cullenson

Robert Pattinson, a 23 year old English actor best known recently for his role as Edward Cullen in the 2008 movie, Twilight

An amalgamation of his real name and the Twilight character's name

Girl 1: Who do you prefer? Robert Pattinson or Edward Cullen?

Girl 2: Are you freakin kidding me? Who the hell could choose? No way!

Girl 1: Yeah, if only men were all Robward Cullenson, we'd all be happy

Robward Cullenson by n7of9 May 19, 2009

Cullenism 

Cullenism was once a huge fanbase cult spanning to at least 25 million people. It is defined as the polytheistic religion by which the characters of Twilight are gods, Stephanie Meyer is a sort of Jesus figure or more of a prophet, that the books are the new Bible, and that if you believe with all of your heart, you will one day go to heaven where you can orgasm over Edward Cullen. The most important factor of Cullenists is that they believe the world of Twilight to be real.

Their tenets, simplified, are

1. Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real.

2. Stephenie Meyer is the (or one of the) best author(s).

3. The twilight series should be worshiped.

4. If you are good in life, you will be bless with eternity with the Cullens. If you are bad in life, you will be sent to James’ cave.

Religion is similar to the fanbase in Korea involving their dictator, except the Cullenists number more and are more likely to freak out Kim-Jong Il. Cullenism is also much more dangerous of a cult than perhaps every cult known to man and the Legion.

Bethany accidentally let loose from her lips the fact that she doesn't think Twilight is so cool. The comment was heard by rabid, raging members of the Cullenism religion. Bethany was never heard from again.

Cullenism by StorytellerLore July 14, 2009

Cullenism 

A religion for people that don't know what to do with their lives. Which are all Twilight fangirls.

They obsess over Edward Cullen (Hence the word, CULLENism) Believe Stephanie Meyers is a god and that Twilight is the new bible. Often they scare people with their new found "religion" or if the person says they don't like Twilight, or think it's average, they'll beat that person into submission or call you a fat-ass with no life (Quite ironic, non?)

Person 1: I'm conducting a survey to see what religion people are, may I ask what yours is?

Person 2: OMG, I go by Cullenism!1!! You've never heard of it?! Edward Cullen's soooo hot!!!11 Stephanie Meyer is a god and Twilight is the new bible!1!! You should joi-

Person 1: *runs away*

Person: YOU FAT-ASS!!!11one YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!1! RETARD!!11oneone D:<

Cullenism by Evening Okami September 4, 2010

edward cullening 

To go down on a girl on her period

Dude did you here?! The kid next door was totally Edward Cullening his ex girlfriend!! He totally licked that blood!

edward cullening by JoshyRockx April 23, 2014