cumgum

noun: chewing gum that has a juicy center and squirts its juices into the mouth(s) of those who partake of it.

After our extended french kissing and feeling each off, Tammy knew I was getting ready to go down and suck her breasts when I would bring out a piece of cumgum. We would put in between our teeth gingerly, and then join our mouths. Then we would crunch the cumgum. Occasionally, I would also apply some of the cumgum to her breasts, clit, and little man in the boat, but I always used the spearmint flavor because the cinnamon was a bit hot, almost to the point of being caustic.

by Sex luver September 25, 2007

Westlake Cumdumpster

A last resort scrodum dumpster located in The Villas on Lake Travis. It's open 24hours a day, 7 days a week to anyone.

Amber is a Westlake cumdumpster!

by Westlake Lady V December 19, 2016

cumcumber

The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.

She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!

by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009

Cumguzz

Shortened, snappier form of the word cumguzzler. A person who partakes in the act of cumguzzling. Also, cumguzz is a term of endearment.

Person 1: See that chick over there?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: She a serious cumguzz.

As a greeting: Yo! What up my lil' cumguzz?

by 1divinehammer February 18, 2013

cumdummy

Danny Kacey

Brady: hey you know that guy Danny trying out for the club soccer team?
Alex: Yeah
Brady: he’s a cumdummy

by Dummy2525 August 28, 2019

cumdumb

Temporary lack of focus after orgasm

After sex, she asked me if I was hungry but I was too cumdumb to understand.

by Nugget1 August 10, 2009

cumdump

someone who allows cum into their mouth often. often used in a derogatory manner.

dan spitzer

by Amanda November 23, 2003