Cumgummy
Cumgummy by Mysterywuhman October 23, 2007
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Brady: hey you know that guy Danny trying out for the club soccer team?
Alex: Yeah
Brady: he’s a cumdummy
Alex: Yeah
Brady: he’s a cumdummy
Cum gummy
A cum gummy comes from the thick, gelatin-like sticky lumps that are occasionally present in a man’s ejaculate. The thick jelly like substance will congeal after being ejaculated on to the skin or hair of a woman’s body leaving a cum gummy. A cum gummy is thick enough for just two fingers to remove the cum gummy from the skin. It is stretchy and extremely sticky and will stick to both fingers as you pull the fingers apart and move them back together again. The texture is very similar to a half eaten gummy bear that a small child has been playing with for some time on a hot summer day.
Man, I made the mistake of going down on my girl after I jizzed all over her bush, next thing I knew I found myself eating my own cum gummy!
Cum gummy by Whippedmamasboy January 27, 2021
Cummummy
The act of ejaculating all over a partner, trying to go for as much surface area as possible, then very quickly wrapping them from head-to-toe with a roll of toilet paper.
See also: The King Tut
See also: The King Tut
Lisa: "Hey Susan, what are you up to tonight?"
Susan: "Mmmmmppphhh mmmmmph Cmmmmm mmmmmmmmyyyy!!!"
Lisa: "What's that you say? Brad gave you a Cummummy again?"
Susan: "Mmmmmppphhh mmmmmph Cmmmmm mmmmmmmmyyyy!!!"
Lisa: "What's that you say? Brad gave you a Cummummy again?"