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Cuffing Season
The cold season when everyone’s coupling up, so you settle for a new bf/gf way below your standards. ~Or~ you’re one of the smart ones who cozies up w Coors Light and your pupper bff.
Bobby: Yo, it’s cuffing season, you wanna lock this down?
Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and Murphy.
Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and Murphy.
Cuffing Season by Coors_Light February 6, 2020
Related Words
cumff • Cumffixation • Cumf fu • CUFFS • cuffed • cuffin • cuffing season • Cuffy • cuffed jeans • Cuffer
cumfarter
1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.
2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.
3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.
3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake
Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."
3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....
Jack: I thought I told you to wait
Jake: I did, I just farted...
Example 2:
-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake
Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."
3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....
Jack: I thought I told you to wait
Jake: I did, I just farted...
Example 2:
-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
cumfarter by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011
cuff courage
cuff courage by reglou7 November 18, 2010
Binmans Cuff
William Bennington; "Sorry Gertrude but I will not be partaking stimuli of your lady button tonight"
Gertrude Whittingstall; "Oh William why on earth not?"
William Bennington; "Because my olfactory perception of your sheath is rather like the odor that emits from a binmans cuff!
Gertrude Whittingstall; "Cries"
Gertrude Whittingstall; "Oh William why on earth not?"
William Bennington; "Because my olfactory perception of your sheath is rather like the odor that emits from a binmans cuff!
Gertrude Whittingstall; "Cries"
Binmans Cuff by cheekycheese July 18, 2013
Cuff
When you cuff someone, it means that you will make the person be your girlfriend/boyfriend and not let anyone else date them.
Cuff by kingkaaayyyy July 17, 2017
cumfortable pants
I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face
cumfortable pants by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010
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