cumff

The combination of come and fuck.

Hey Brianna! Cumff on the sofa!

by bjjb69 April 27, 2017

Cuffing Season

The cold season when everyone’s coupling up, so you settle for a new bf/gf way below your standards. ~Or~ you’re one of the smart ones who cozies up w Coors Light and your pupper bff.

Bobby: Yo, it’s cuffing season, you wanna lock this down?

Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and Murphy.

by Coors_Light February 6, 2020

cumfarter

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.

Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!

by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011

cuff courage

All the trash talking you do AFTER the law enforcement officer has placed you in cuffs.

If I didn't have these cuffs on, I would t-bag that officer. Now, I am full of cuff courage.

by reglou7 November 18, 2010

Binmans Cuff

A word used to describe a foul smelling vagina.

William Bennington; "Sorry Gertrude but I will not be partaking stimuli of your lady button tonight"

Gertrude Whittingstall; "Oh William why on earth not?"

William Bennington; "Because my olfactory perception of your sheath is rather like the odor that emits from a binmans cuff!

Gertrude Whittingstall; "Cries"

by cheekycheese July 18, 2013

Cuff

When you cuff someone, it means that you will make the person be your girlfriend/boyfriend and not let anyone else date them.

Person 1: Aye, are you gonna cuff Cloe?
Person 2: Ofc I will cuff her g, she's mine

by kingkaaayyyy July 17, 2017

cumfortable pants

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.

I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010