cumalanche

when you bust a nut on the bedsheets and yo' bitch don't know she goes to fix the sheets and gets the jizz all over her

shit, last night that girl got me off then she went to fix the bedsheets and she got a surprise cumalanche on her. that shit was hot dogg!

by og junior mint November 6, 2007

cumalanche

The rushing torrent of cum that falls out of a girl after she's been well and thoroughly fucked

After he came in me I wasn't pay attention and got up. Total cumalanche, down to my knees.

by Benjamin Bending Rodriguez May 3, 2012

catalanche

When 2 or more cats run down a flight of stairs, causing a rumbling sound and knocking over everything in their path. This often due to excitement and/or food.

"What happened to you, James? You look like you got in a fight."

"No, no...I just got caught in a catalanche and was swept down the stairs."

by James Gerraughty August 18, 2007

cavalanche

When a group of men circle another man and simultaneously jerkoff on him covering said man in their spooge , ergo a "cavalanche".

Ohhh crap did you hear about Harry? He passed out at the party, woke up and the next thing you know he was getting cavalanched!

by Harrey November 18, 2014

Cumlancer

A word used to describe someone who covers themselves in cum and acts like a golem

He has been collecting so much cum he must be a cumlancer

by Macgab July 19, 2021

cubalanche

An ice cube avalanche which frequently occurs when a point is reached while drinking and tipping back a glass full of ice cubes and liquid.

The occurence of a cubalanche usually elicits some surprise and concern by the drinker.

by BKWaterman November 5, 2010

cursalanche

To swear a lot in a single sentence

I cant believe he cursalanched me for pranking his sister.
curse swear avalanche spit sick sick bad mouth

by lee ons July 24, 2015