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Rembranch 

An arborist qualified to prune trees into artistic masterpieces.
That tree dude was a real "rembranch"; look how beautifully trimmed my tree is.
Rembranch by veener July 20, 2009
That Rumbach sure made a lot of people mad in Las Vegas.
rumbach by MrCreo$ote September 23, 2016

rambrunchtious 

When brunch with your friends gets wild and crazy, potentially lasting until sundown, or in some circumstances, sunrise. This is usually caused by the act of too many bottomless mimosas followed by a pub crawl.
Last Sunday was absolutely rambrunchtious!
rambrunchtious by Shayded October 26, 2015

rembranch 

somebody very stupid, not entirely with it. only half knows what they are talking about. started in radnorshire, wales to insult thick farmers
"What a rembranch!!"
rembranch by joe williams June 11, 2006

cumbranch 

Cum on the branch the branch with the cum on it
I smacked him with the giant cumbranch
cumbranch by Ram ranch 85 March 24, 2021

rumbunchulas

when someone is complemanting someones ass but their brain freezes on how beautiful it is so they say rumbunchulas
person 1:wow your ass
person2:what about it
person1: it's so....
person2:it'ss so what
person1:rumbunchulas
person2: ......
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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