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Cobranchi

Pronunciation: Co-bran-chi
The beast of Italy, it will attack and kill all those who oppose it. Any who seeks to approach it should be wary, as it does not take kindly unfamiliar people. The easiest way to gain its trust is to call it by its actual name, Cobianchi. Also, generally an asshole
Pronunciation: Co-bee-ankh-e
"I tried talking to the Cobranchi earlier, but he just gave me an evil glare and threatened to murder me. Should I try again, or...?"
"Nah, bro. The Cobranchi is just a dick."
by The True Cobianchi February 23, 2017
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Cobrachiosaurus tank

(n.) A mythical creature with the head of a cobra, the neck and tail of a brachiosaurus, and the body of a modern tank. One of the few species to actually have a catch phrase: "Amaze your friends. Devour your enemies. Then devour your friends." Also, the only creature known to have evolutionarily developed a complex ballistics system as a means of predatory attack.
My pet cobrachiosaurus tank destroyed my old high school in a matter of 3 minutes. It was AWESOME.

Tank, tank, here comes the cobrachiosaurus tank!
by TheLoudestFan April 20, 2009
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Cornchimp

A mouth-breathing, knuckle dragging, mongoloid who can barely function on a day to day basis. They may as well be eating corn all day, as they have no substance to their entire life. This usually goes alongside with having a greasy neck-beard and a putrid smell radiating from them. An absolute low life.
Me: "It was heartbreaking when we came to the realization that our friend Doug is a complete cornchimp."
Friend: "Honestly, I have known for awhile that he is but I think I was partially in denial. Fuck Doug."
Me: "Boy straight up smells like a dumpster that hobos fucked in anyways."
by Sir Eddington August 7, 2017
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cornchippy

Cornchippy: It is a term used to describe the smell of a smaller sized dog, usually of the Chihuahua type breed, who lays under multiple blankets for most of the day, and literally smells like warm fresh cornchips or hot Frito's.
Example: Don't lift the covers yet! Buddy's been under the blankets for 3 hours and he'll be totally cornchippy!

Example: Have you smelled how damn cornchippy Brewer is?!
Example: Each hour Fredricka is under the covers she's straight up pure cornchippy!
by ShakinBaby January 24, 2018
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cobracity

having a tendence to be like a cobra or another poisonous snake
he was so viscious, he had a high amount of cobracity
by mozes November 12, 2004
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mouth full of cornchips

This term is used for unfortunate people with terrible teeth..
Often used on Hillbillies with yellow and bad teeth and accompanying cheesey breath.
Alan- "How was your date the other night buddy?"

Tim- " It was OK until she opened her gob, she had a mouth full of cornchips in there and it was a hideous sight."
by clownlager March 2, 2010
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corachie

Corachie is destroying our neighborhood.

They are addicted to corachie.
by windycitybluez September 7, 2010
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