cumbortion 

When you cum inside a pregnant girls vagina and abort the baby with your cum.

I just performed a cumbortion on Jessica last night!

cumbortion by dankmemer82 February 10, 2023

Cumboating 

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.

Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.

Cumboating by RobRum January 5, 2009

Cumbustion 

An explosion of jizz in your pants. Literally!

That chicks so fine cumbustion was unavoidable!
Dude, go change!

Cumbustion by CWeed, Browniemixx, Echo January 11, 2009

Spontaneous Cumbustion 

The process by which, through the ingestion of an unruly quantity of phosphorous, one's ejaculate spontaneously erupts into flames upon expulsion from the penis causing widespread fear and panic.

Dave and Marie were dating until Dave's spontaneous cumbustion all over Marie resulting in a sudden case of the funerals.

Spontaneous Cumbustion by Diction.net February 24, 2015

cuntortionist 

A woman who uses her vagina or other orifices to hold sway over someone, or provide leverage that situations will play out in her favor.

She is such a cuntortionist. First it was withholding sex from her boyfriend because he didn't stop playing Skyrim the moment she told him to and now she's promising sex if he buys her that ridiculous car she wants.

cuntortionist by Ephemily December 30, 2013

Bumbortion 

To penetrate another mans anus to help dislodge a turd.

Man: Dude, I really have to take a shit but it won't come out.

Friend: That's okay, I can assist you with a bumbortion.

Bumbortion by Good through 2012 November 3, 2011

Spontaneous Cumbustion 

The act of instant male orgasm upon seeing something insanely hott.

When Lauren and Silvia took their clothes off, Patrick experienced spontaneous cumbustion.

Spontaneous Cumbustion by Sivv Vicious March 23, 2008