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The pinching sensation from wearing a bra that is does not fit correctly, or has failed structurally. They can be caused by a band that is too tight, a cup that is the incorrect size, or a part of the support structure, like an underwire, has broken or torn through the fabric and is irritating the skin. Most often felt on the "pit tits" or cleavage.
My boyfriend is going to wonder if I'm cheating on him when I take off my clothes tonight. My tits are covered in bra bites!
by Ephemily January 10, 2013
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She is such a cuntortionist. First it was withholding sex from her boyfriend because he didn't stop playing Skyrim the moment she told him to and now she's promising sex if he buys her that ridiculous car she wants.
by Ephemily December 30, 2013
Get the cuntortionist mug.The Old Bae Seasoning at my house has been rather salty recently. Her sister's visit was supposed to be for just a weekend, and here it's Wednesday. They're driving each other crazy!
by Ephemily October 11, 2017
Get the Old Bae Seasoning mug.Awethetic: adj. A combination of awesome and pathetic. Most commonly used to describe something others may find lame or undesirable, but the subject is proud of.
eg "I had such an awethetic night last night. I got 14 hours of sleep and just might be ready for the day."
by Ephemily June 24, 2014
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Phil went to work early this morning and forgot to turn off his regular alarm again. I lay in bed, listening to it beeping for an hour before I gave up and moved to the couch. I think he stole the title of Neighbur" from Nancy, the lady who was always propping the door open for her booty calls.
by Ephemily November 28, 2012
Get the Neighbur mug.This is why I don't drink tequila. I woke up this morning, and my entire apartment looked like it was hit by an F5 whoricane. There was a trail of clothing starting with my left shoe in the driveway, and ending with my shredded panties on at the foot of the bed.
by Ephemily May 19, 2012
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Now that Jason and Cindy are exclusive, she said she'd pass along some of her Heirloom Cock to us. Dibs on the guy with all the tattoos.
by Ephemily May 19, 2012
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