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Awethetic: adj. A combination of awesome and pathetic. Most commonly used to describe something others may find lame or undesirable, but the subject is proud of.
eg "I had such an awethetic night last night. I got 14 hours of sleep and just might be ready for the day."
by Ephemily June 24, 2014
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She is such a cuntortionist. First it was withholding sex from her boyfriend because he didn't stop playing Skyrim the moment she told him to and now she's promising sex if he buys her that ridiculous car she wants.
by Ephemily December 30, 2013
Get the cuntortionist mug.The Old Bae Seasoning at my house has been rather salty recently. Her sister's visit was supposed to be for just a weekend, and here it's Wednesday. They're driving each other crazy!
by Ephemily October 11, 2017
Get the Old Bae Seasoning mug.An act of fellatio performed with a manual assist where the pinkies on the dominant hand remain in the culturally dictated "up" position.
by Ephemily October 11, 2017
Get the Bougie Blowie mug.The embodiment of qualities thought impossible to exist simultaneously in a single example of womanhood. An impossible figure. Believed to be mathematically impossible. Synonyms: Unicorn, Real Geek Girl, Waifu. Related to Escher Staircase, Blivet.
James has been dating a Penrose Poppet for about a month now and he's going to be severely disappointed when he discovers she's an actual human being and not a mythical creature after all.
by Ephemily October 10, 2017
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Phil went to work early this morning and forgot to turn off his regular alarm again. I lay in bed, listening to it beeping for an hour before I gave up and moved to the couch. I think he stole the title of Neighbur" from Nancy, the lady who was always propping the door open for her booty calls.
by Ephemily November 28, 2012
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on the upper arms. When not compressed by the bra of a band or other "foundation garment", excessive pit tits can prevent the owner from drawing their arms to their ides, giving them a sumo wrestler stance.
on the upper arms. When not compressed by the bra of a band or other "foundation garment", excessive pit tits can prevent the owner from drawing their arms to their ides, giving them a sumo wrestler stance.
I wish it were possible to moosh my pit tits into the cups of my bra. Maybe then, I wouldn't need a wonderbra just to look proportionate.
by Ephemily January 10, 2013
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