An act of fellatio performed with a manual assist where the pinkies on the dominant hand remain in the culturally dictated "up" position.
by Ephemily October 10, 2017
The area of the leg where the upper thigh and buttocks meet, but has little to no definition. It's like Cankles, only higher up on the leg.
I was an idiot and ran 2 miles on a treadmill when I can barely get from the couch to the fridge without wheezing. I think I pulled a muscle in my thuttocks.
by Ephemily January 17, 2013
The Old Bae Seasoning at my house has been rather salty recently. Her sister's visit was supposed to be for just a weekend, and here it's Wednesday. They're driving each other crazy!
by Ephemily October 10, 2017
Awethetic: adj. A combination of awesome and pathetic. Most commonly used to describe something others may find lame or undesirable, but the subject is proud of.
eg "I had such an awethetic night last night. I got 14 hours of sleep and just might be ready for the day."
by Ephemily June 24, 2014
by Ephemily February 27, 2012
The embodiment of qualities thought impossible to exist simultaneously in a single example of womanhood. An impossible figure. Believed to be mathematically impossible. Synonyms: Unicorn, Real Geek Girl, Waifu. Related to Escher Staircase, Blivet.
James has been dating a Penrose Poppet for about a month now and he's going to be severely disappointed when he discovers she's an actual human being and not a mythical creature after all.
by Ephemily October 10, 2017
A woman who uses her vagina or other orifices to hold sway over someone, or provide leverage that situations will play out in her favor.
She is such a cuntortionist. First it was withholding sex from her boyfriend because he didn't stop playing Skyrim the moment she told him to and now she's promising sex if he buys her that ridiculous car she wants.
by Ephemily December 30, 2013