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Cumbrain
A person obsessed with sex to the point where it becomes a detriment to their abilities to socialize and think through problems.
Cumbrain by Balanced Breakfast January 15, 2019
Word of the Day on September 22, 2021
cumblastable
cumblastable by Princess Jewels January 4, 2014
Cumbagel
Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!
Mark: Your mom helped.
Mark: Your mom helped.
Cumbagel by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010
Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast
It's that thing of when you use your man piece as a weapon, and dispatch enemies with excessive ejaculatory force.
Did you guys just see that? Danny killed that man with his Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast!
Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast by Sonix June 23, 2014
Cumboating
The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.
Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.
Cumboating by RobRum January 5, 2009
cumbrain
Someone who thinks almost exclusively with their dick (or vagina) and goes on and on about porn and anime tiddies to the point of being annoying. Might also be an incel. Should probably have sex and stop watching so much porn so they can stop obsessing over it. Will likely argue that being interested in sex is natural or some bullshit, ignoring the fact that fapping 5 times a day isn't normal at all.
Person 1: What's your favorite Metroid game?
Person 2: For me, it's Samus. I WANNA FUCK SAMUS I WANNA FUCK THAT GAP IN HER THIGH WHEN SHE HAS HER SUIT ON AGGGHHHHH I WANT HER TO SUFFOCATE ME WITH HER TITS MOMMY MOMMY I WANT MILKIES RAGHGAHGAHGA I WANT A GF I WANT A GF GAHRUAWIGHAUHD
Person 3: Settle down, cumbrain
Person 2: For me, it's Samus. I WANNA FUCK SAMUS I WANNA FUCK THAT GAP IN HER THIGH WHEN SHE HAS HER SUIT ON AGGGHHHHH I WANT HER TO SUFFOCATE ME WITH HER TITS MOMMY MOMMY I WANT MILKIES RAGHGAHGAHGA I WANT A GF I WANT A GF GAHRUAWIGHAUHD
Person 3: Settle down, cumbrain
cumbrain by ebinvirgin August 1, 2019
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