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Cumbalaya 

A New Orleans inspired dish that is infused with cum and served to pompous Yelp food critics. The term is inspired by South Park and their episode about Yelp food critics who think they deserve to have their asses kissed.
Server: That douche at table 3 bragged about being a food critic on Yelp and he ordered the jumbalaya. He demanded special treatment!

Chef: Oh really? Special treatment? Looks like he's getting some cumbalaya.
Cumbalaya by TooFlyRy December 17, 2015

Cumbalaya 

Making soup or stew (preferably jambalaya),masturbating into it, and feeding it to one or more people.
"I saved up my cum for a month in a mayonnaise jar , Cooked up a big pot of cumbalaya, and fed it to the neighbors last night.

Hot Cumbalaya 

When you put Siracha in your used condom so the girl can't still your DNA.
If you gonna hit that Golddigger, you better leave her a Hot Cumbalaya!

Cumbaloy 

meaning that someone is severely lacking in intelligence or they are acting like a pussy
Chad wouldn't walk into the forest at night to grab his dragon dildo, he was being a cumbaloy.
Cumbaloy by Yolko November 14, 2021

tex mex jumbalaya jig 

when a freakishly wierd kid, usually a uni-browed mexican, throws down some insane dance moves and shocks the world.
Alex did a tex mex jumbalaya jig at lunch

cumbalya 

When a women is giving head after a large meal or while being sick, during or after the time he cums she throws up in her own mouth mixing the cum with the left over food.
''I was so sick yesterday day and my boyfriend was so horny so i decided to give him head, but then i threw up and had cumbalya in my mouth.''
or
''I was so full when i was giving him head i threw up and there was cumbalya every where.''
cumbalya by sniped00X May 29, 2008