Cumblast

A massive stream of semen caused by extreme stimulation of the male penis or female clitoris that shoots bodily fluids out the urethra at such high velocities that it may cause the cumblaster to shake violently and the cumblastee to be knocked backwards. Cumblasts can cum in a wide range of sizes from "bone bouncer" to "erectile kamikaze" and often take lots of practice to pull off. The cumblast was first performed by Mike Oxhard on the now defunct porn series "Drench it or Wench it" in a scene where porn actress "Messy" Jessie had just smacked Mike's erect penis while he was on viagra. Most cumblasts are fun to watch from afar but are painful to perform.

Cumblast me and make it snappy!

by Super Infinity Virgin April 08, 2020

Cumblast

when a girl gets a whole faceload of cum, im talking 10 big shots or more.

"Damn, that girl got cumblasted!"

by Andrew Mitchell December 09, 2003

cumblastable

Blast of cum that Is capable of being shot into the mouth and comming out the nose

I was so turned on that one touch put me in a cumblastable state.

by Princess Jewels January 04, 2014

cumblast

To shower a girl in loads of cum, preferably on the face but the tits will do nicely as well.

There's nothing better than seeing a hot, big-titted girl get cumblasted.

by captainmarvel September 12, 2004

Cumblaster

-A weapon of mass destruction, coming out of your penis.
-Cum blasted at a high rate out of your penis

Person 1 - Hey, what should i use to destroy the world?
Person 2- A cumblaster, of course.

by Rock On!111 December 02, 2008

cumblast

when ou jack so hard that u cumshat across the whole room at a really fast rate, can be a game with friends who can cumblast the farthest

Dude i just cumblasted 20 yards..that's fucking amazing!!

by Zingo the Gringo October 13, 2006

National Cumblast Your Mom Day

National Cumblast Your Mom day which is on June 15th, is a special day where you get to cumblast any mom you want and only moms. It can range from big booty milfs to itty bitty babes. It doesn’t matter what kind of mom, we love them all !! And who doesn’t like cumblasting ?

JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE

PART 3
Kakyoin: *throws controller* yo dude do you know what day it is today ?
Jotaro: no what day it is ?
Kakyoin: it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day !! you know what that means !?
* Kakyoin cumblasts Holy Kujo/ Jotaros Mom *
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PART 5
* Giorno goes up to Abbachio *
Giorno: Abbachio, it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day and I’m gonna nut in your mom
Abbachio: not if I nut in yours first you shithead
* Abbachio fucks Bruno *

by your cumblasted mom June 16, 2020