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Cum Yodel
Sarah: How was your backpacking trip to Austria?
John: It was amazing. I drank goat's milk, climbed a mountain, and totally got cum yodeled by a hot milkmaid.
John: It was amazing. I drank goat's milk, climbed a mountain, and totally got cum yodeled by a hot milkmaid.
Cum Yodel by Kate Charlton February 17, 2008
Cum Yoghurt
Cum Yoghurt by Willy on a Tuesday February 13, 2020
Cum to your senses
Occurs during a one night stand, usually alcohol and the lowering of standards are a major factor. This is the moment immediately after ejaculation, when the man realizes the horrible mistake he's made/situation he's in, to which he had previously been blinded by lust. After one cums to their senses, they typically conclude that they don't want to be there at all, and their mind immediately begins to race, looking for a way out or an excuse to leave.
-I told her I had to leave to teach Karate class, I didn't know what else to say!
-Well, way to cum to your senses.
-Well, way to cum to your senses.
Cum to your senses by The Tyrannical Tea-Bagger July 12, 2010
cum in your pants
cum in your pants by dudechick April 19, 2005
Cum in your pants
One of the hottest things a girl can make you do.
She opened the door and turned on the lights, revealing a carpeted room with nothing but an X-shaped bondage cross in the center of it. My jaw dropped, and she grinned at my reaction.
She had me strip down to my briefs, while she was still wearing a pink tank top and silky, soft white shorts. She grabbed each of my wrists and pinned them above my head to opposite sides of the X-cross. She smiled and leaned in close to my face, as if she were about to kiss me. But before she did… *click* *click*
She had caught me off guard and shackled my wrists! She then grabbed my right ankle and shackled it in place, and then the left one. She stood back up and leaned in to my face, as if she were about to kiss me again… but then I gasped right before her lips were about to reach mine.
She had grabbed my crotch with her right hand, getting a good grip on my bulging erection, still trapped within my briefs. It felt so good! I could feel the pressure building up in my groin. She started pumping my cock through my briefs.
“Babe… what are you doing?!” I cried out, feeling an orgasm fast approaching.
“I’m gonna make you cum in your pants!”
“No… wait! Wait!” I cried out.
She pressed her tank top-clad breasts against my chest, grinned, and moved her face closer to mine. Suddenly, she covered my mouth with her left hand and continued stroking me through my briefs at full speed with her right hand.
She opened the door and turned on the lights, revealing a carpeted room with nothing but an X-shaped bondage cross in the center of it. My jaw dropped, and she grinned at my reaction.
She had me strip down to my briefs, while she was still wearing a pink tank top and silky, soft white shorts. She grabbed each of my wrists and pinned them above my head to opposite sides of the X-cross. She smiled and leaned in close to my face, as if she were about to kiss me. But before she did… *click* *click*
She had caught me off guard and shackled my wrists! She then grabbed my right ankle and shackled it in place, and then the left one. She stood back up and leaned in to my face, as if she were about to kiss me again… but then I gasped right before her lips were about to reach mine.
She had grabbed my crotch with her right hand, getting a good grip on my bulging erection, still trapped within my briefs. It felt so good! I could feel the pressure building up in my groin. She started pumping my cock through my briefs.
“Babe… what are you doing?!” I cried out, feeling an orgasm fast approaching.
“I’m gonna make you cum in your pants!”
“No… wait! Wait!” I cried out.
She pressed her tank top-clad breasts against my chest, grinned, and moved her face closer to mine. Suddenly, she covered my mouth with her left hand and continued stroking me through my briefs at full speed with her right hand.
“Shhh….” she whispered and smiled at me from right behind her hand that was covering my mouth.
That was too much. “Mmph! Mmph!” was all I managed to say. The orgasm hit me with such intensity, my entire body was bucking and writhing involuntarily, but her shackles held me in place as she continued stroking me. She was laughing at my helplessness the whole time I came, which only turned me on even more and added to the intensity of the orgasm. After a full minute, it finally subsided.
“Told you I’d make you cum in your pants.”
She slid her hand down my cock one more time before letting it go and removed her hand from my mouth. I was gasping for breath, my wrists and ankles still twitching against my restraints in post-orgasm shock. My briefs were completely soaked with giant cum stains.
“Wait right here,” she said, stroking my chest with her finger. “I’m going to get a whip, a blindfold, and a gag.”
“Wait, what?!”
“Oh yeah.” She laughed. “I’m not even close to finished with you, buddy boy. That was just Round 1.”
She patted the bulge in my briefs one more time, causing my body to twitch in pleasure again. She then turned around and walked out the door, giving me a great view of her backside, but leaving me helplessly shackled.
“Oh boy,” I wondered to myself. “What have I got myself into?”
That was too much. “Mmph! Mmph!” was all I managed to say. The orgasm hit me with such intensity, my entire body was bucking and writhing involuntarily, but her shackles held me in place as she continued stroking me. She was laughing at my helplessness the whole time I came, which only turned me on even more and added to the intensity of the orgasm. After a full minute, it finally subsided.
“Told you I’d make you cum in your pants.”
She slid her hand down my cock one more time before letting it go and removed her hand from my mouth. I was gasping for breath, my wrists and ankles still twitching against my restraints in post-orgasm shock. My briefs were completely soaked with giant cum stains.
“Wait right here,” she said, stroking my chest with her finger. “I’m going to get a whip, a blindfold, and a gag.”
“Wait, what?!”
“Oh yeah.” She laughed. “I’m not even close to finished with you, buddy boy. That was just Round 1.”
She patted the bulge in my briefs one more time, causing my body to twitch in pleasure again. She then turned around and walked out the door, giving me a great view of her backside, but leaving me helplessly shackled.
“Oh boy,” I wondered to myself. “What have I got myself into?”
Cum in your pants by GirlsTyingUpGuys August 12, 2023
I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door
1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!
Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!
2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.
Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!
2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.
I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door by Dr. Dirty October 9, 2008