cum glo

Cumming over someone's face after drinking Sunkist giving them an Donald Trump facial leaving them with an orange glow

There goes Melania Trump with the cum glo of 1000 suns.

cum glo by He_man88 June 3, 2016

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cum gloss

when a male ejaculates directly onto a female's cracked, brittle-bone dry lips, in order to give her a more intense, long-lasting moisture, that she so desperatly yerns for in the cold month of December

It was the night before Christmas, and Santa drizzled his cum gloss into the eggnog in order give Cynthia a more intense, long-lasting moisture, that she desperatly yearned for in the cold month of December.

cum gloss by sadie19 October 17, 2008

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cum glove

When you get semen all over your hands after ejaculating on them, leaving a sticky glove-like casing on your hand and requiring cleanup.

I didn't have anywhere to blow my load, so I shot it into my free hand. I need to wash my cum glove off.

cum glove by bergzenerpro July 25, 2007

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cum glops

The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.

Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!

cum glops by YAWA April 26, 2022