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cumglock 

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When you nut a bunch of loads on her it’s like a full auto cumshots that’s it’s symbolis a Glock shoting super fast
I just committed cumglock on her

Hmm his loads sprayed supper fast
cumglock by Cumglock June 22, 2022
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cumblock 

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the buildup of seminal fluid from jacking off in the shower that prevents the shower from drainng.
beacuse of the fuckin cumblock the shower takes four fuckin hours to fuckin drain
cumblock by kyle m July 16, 2003
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cumlocked 

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When a girl lets cum dry up in her vagina causing the inner wall to stick together.
Hey sista I got gangbanged last night and now I'm all cumlocked!

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No we can't fuck tonight cause I didn't shower since the last time and I'm cumlocked.

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Fuck no! That bitch's cumlocked on both sides!
cumlocked by dayman_nightman August 26, 2013

cumclock 

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When your grandma hugs you so tight that you cum so hard you stop time for 7 years.
Yo dude my gam gam cumclocked me into my early twenties
cumclock by Theboisouthere November 15, 2019

cumlocks 

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When you blow your load in a girls hair, then mix it all around, when it hardens, she has lovely cum locks
Man, did you see Sarah rockin' those cumlocks? She got it bad.
cumlocks by Jip! June 23, 2006

cumlocks 

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When one's hair mats up because of semen, giving the appearance of dreadlocks.
He totally blew his load in my hair and now I've got cumlocks.
cumlocks by Ranger R January 7, 2011

cumblock 

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The act of walking in on your mate or male having sex with their girlfriend/wife as they are about to cum or nearing the stage where as they would usually cum. Thereby preventing them cuming. This is also similar to the legendary Cockblock.
Sam: Dude I can't believe u Cumblocked me I was so freaking close arr.
Rory: Im sorry man, how could I know?
Sam: Well walking in for a start would have helped!!!.
cumblock by Sammyb01 May 11, 2008
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Friend 1: Minimap
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