crystabating
crystabating by Yard Panther February 13, 2019
Words you can keep
Crysturbating
Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv
Crysturbating by Edo8! February 19, 2009
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Cornstabating
When a Pooley shoves a massive corn up his asshole and gains terminal constipation from then on. The greatest way to masterbate
Cornstabating by Pooleywoolwywoo May 21, 2018
Cryptobating
When the meme lords demand that you stare at your laptop to watch your investment in various crypto currencies go up and down, as one is lulled to believe they are a savvy day trader and will one day make millions off speculative trading 10 years too late.
"Man, I was up all night cryptobating to Dogecoin after Elon mentioned it in a tweet!" - Jason, your neighbor who also owns 0.00001 bitcoin
Cryptobating by Bredbored February 15, 2021
cryptobating
cryptobating by JonTylerG January 10, 2018
Crysturbating
Billy's gambling addition became a never ending cycle of crying, masturbating, and ultimately, crysturbating his woes away, along with bank account contents.
Crysturbating by TPH007 June 14, 2015
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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