Cornstabating 

When a Pooley shoves a massive corn up his asshole and gains terminal constipation from then on. The greatest way to masterbate

OMG Grace was dead from cornstabating too much

Cornstabating by Pooleywoolwywoo May 21, 2018

constibating 

When you are unable to defecate and pass the time by masturbating on the toilet.

Dude, I couldn't take a dump last night, so I just started constibating.

constibating by Rapaca November 16, 2014

crystabating 

Depressive masturbation using tears as lubricant when one has had a crushing sexual let down

"Where's that little bitch johnny",

"oh he's probably at home crystabating"

crystabating by Yard Panther February 13, 2019

constadating

When one is constantly updating ones facebook status, blog,twitter etc. on a computer or phone when around people who bore them and or say somthing facebook worthy.
constadation: the act of constadating

Some Guy: Damn Keandre why you constadating so much!!!

Keandre: Man im stuck at this lame party.

constadating by Noel Christmas June 9, 2011