cryptoid 

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.

Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.

cryptoid by Taylor March 7, 2005

cryptodouche 

Derogatory term for that friend of yours who won't shut up about Bitcoin, Ethereum, etc. Brags about his virtual millions and how early he invested. Often found unconvincingly rambling about how Blockchain will revolutionize something that's been working just fine for centuries.

"My gen0 CryptoKitties have already quadrupled in value since yesterday!" explained the cryptodouche, as he pulled up a site showing his expensive virtual pets.

cryptodouche by ~marten~ January 16, 2018

Cryptid

An obscure, undocumented creature typically originating from folklore . Typically mythological in nature, but not necessarily supernatural , their existence is only recognized as pseudoscience .

Dude, have you seen the Fresno nightcrawlers? Cryptids freak me out.

Cryptid by PSUEDONAME July 3, 2018

cryptidist 

Someone who is in the subculture Cryptidcore.

Luna: I love cryptids
Jake: so your are a Cryptidist

cryptidist by Ginger The Chamrosh January 16, 2021

Cryptid

An undocumented, seldom-seen creature, typically originating from American folklore.
Recently adopted by the Gen Z demographic to describe individuals that behave and socialize in an introverted, unpredictable and otherwise strange manner, to the point where it's intimidating.

"I swear to god, he acts like he's just learning to talk, and then you get to know him and find out he keeps a little kingdom of insects under his bed, and all of them have names. Dude's an actual cryptid."

Cryptid by solvecoagula September 22, 2022

Cryptodigger

A woman or a man who forms relationships with someone purely because of their success dealing in cryptocurrencies.

Shaq: My investment in Bitcoin is a huge success, I've made $20!
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*

Cryptodigger by XRPtoadollar January 17, 2018

Cryptid

Animals which are commonly not believed to exist, but actually may. Instances include the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, the Teratornis, and Pterodactyl, Mothmen, etc.

That girl was so uckaly that she was practically a cryptid.

Cryptid by Nicholas Meyler September 23, 2003