cryptocracy

Rule by secrecy.

The Bavarian Illuminati have secretly ruled the world as a cryptocracy since their foundation in 1776.

by Adam W Haupt May 19, 2009

Cleptocracy

A type of government in which corruption is widespread. The corruption is so strong that society accepts it as a part of normality, reacting with suspicion when some public worker or politician doesn't embezzle something.

Gosh, that mayor actually used the city's money to build stuff for the city. Something's not right here. That's a disrespect to our cleptocracy!

dafuq just happened, those people were convicted for corruption? Is that a crime, really?! That's absurd, i thought we were living in a cleptocracy here!

by dignusplz January 16, 2013

crapocracy

Anything that is so full of crap that it ceases to function normally.

The corporation I work for is a crapocracy.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

corptocracy

Government of, by, and for multinational corporations.

There's a lot of talk about spreading democracy, but the world has already become a corptocracy.

by China Bob February 26, 2006

corptocracy

Government of, for, and by large, multinational corporations.

There's a lot of talk about spreading democracy but that's just a smoke screen. The world has become a corptocracy.

by China Bob February 28, 2006

CryptoCracker

White guy obsessed with Crypto, talks about it excessively, attempts to figure out ways to maximise profit to the point it makes him a crackhead

How did that date guy with that cute guy on Tinder you showed me?

Ugh, total cryptocracker

by gw31 January 28, 2022

cleptocracy

Government where where important policies, often surreptitiously, aim at increasing the incomes and wealth of a small minority at the expense of a large majority.

The donations of the stinking rich Koch brothers make many see the Trump administration and the congressional majority as a cleptocracy in spite of the professed concern for the middle classes.

by Wryface July 31, 2017