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cryptocrash 

The frequent fall in the price of a cryptocurrency that can occur several times a day, week or month. cryptocurrency, bitcoin, litecoin, ethereum, cryptoburn, cryptoporn, cryptocracy, coinbase
My cryptocurrency drives me nuts, it crashes twice a week. I can’t take it anymore. It’s just a cryptocrash John, think about the long haul. I know Dave, I know!
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cryptograph 

One-of-a-kind blockchain-based digital collectable made by an icon or artists that supports a charitable cause forever.
Vitalik Buterin's Cryptograph is going on auction tomorrow!
cryptograph by drued July 6, 2020

cryptocracy 

The Bavarian Illuminati have secretly ruled the world as a cryptocracy since their foundation in 1776.
cryptocracy by Adam W Haupt May 19, 2009

cryptography 

converting information from its comprehenisble form to a nonsensical form that can only be cracked with special knowledge or a lot of free time. used in the military by ciphers that encrypt messages/information to be kept from prying eyes
The cryptography class that i am taking is fucking hard man...
cryptography by evanpopp February 23, 2006

Quantum Cryptography

A common euphemism for gay anal sex between a student and a professor, especially when the student is the submissive (receiving) partner and the professor is the dominant (penetrating) partner. This phrase is thought to have originated at Caltech, though it has also become common at Stanford and MIT.
Gautam: Has anyone seen Andrea lately?
Navid: I think he's in his advisor's office... probably studying quantum cryptography <knowing look>
Jialin: Wow! They've been in there three hours!

CryptoCracker 

White guy obsessed with Crypto, talks about it excessively, attempts to figure out ways to maximise profit to the point it makes him a crackhead
How did that date guy with that cute guy on Tinder you showed me?

Ugh, total cryptocracker
CryptoCracker by gw31 January 28, 2022

Cryptography 

The science of making big data even bigger.
Girl: What would big data tell you about the past?
Boy: Before or after applying cryptography?
Girl: You are foolish.
Cryptography by prg023 May 30, 2016