Koch

When your girlfriend gets fired so you threaten your boss by telling your coworkers your going to have your Czechoslovakian buddies from Cleveland come down to beat his ass with lead pipes and they’ll find chunks of his body in the ditches the whole way back to Cleveland but not to realize they report you to the manager that fired her and your now on a 1 year probation.

Man I’m on a 1 year probation now cause I pulled the Koch on my boss!!

by Srdjan69 October 19, 2020

Koch

A handjob in a crowded bar from a homely looking girl that closely resembles a blueberry.

Man I got a Koch last night at McFaddens.

by Thompsawitz March 29, 2009

Koch

An affectionate term for either a friend or acquaintance who then in turn refers to you as Dinkins in their reply.

see also "Dinkins"

"What up koch?"
"Pass that shit koch!"

by Czar Mikhail April 17, 2003

Koch

Very decent and "appropriate' manner of stating the word 'Cock'.

Although it is spelled " kaw - csh

Damn!!! That drunk guy was being such a Koch!!

by hits December 07, 2003

Koch

To fake an orgasm as a guy. Not faking it as a women.

Molly:How was he lastnight?!
Taylor:It was great! Except I think he koched it....
Molly: Well at least you got off!

by Liberalal February 24, 2011

Koch

The word Koch means that a person is gay.

You can tell he's so Koch.

by jctns May 04, 2008

Koch

An ethnic slur of unknown origin in reference any and all attendees of science-fiction and fantasy conventions. Specifically used outside of Jack in he Boxes.

Hey! Whats up you dirty Koch?

Dont be such a Koch.

by Misskatonik April 13, 2009