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Refers to any "foreign made" brand of power tool (often using crappy-a** Chinesium parts) of such inferior quality that it makes your eyes well up just to look at it.
If you're just a casual tinkerer goofing around wif scrap wood and/or recycled mild-steel bits, then yeah --- I suppose you could get by wif a mail-order Chinesium knock-off-brand lathe or drill press. But if you're really wanting a fair degree of precision or "repeatability" in your work, you don't wanna go with cryobi tools --- trust me, you'll git nuttin' but headaches and a significantly increased vocabulary!
cryobi by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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Croobies 

When the skin from your stomach hangs low, wobbles to and fro, and resembles two boobs. You then get the ever fug looking crotch boobs. CROOBIES!
OMG look at those croobies!
Croobies by Jewbies July 22, 2010
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Cryonics 

Sometimes called "cryogenics," It is the amazing, severely underrated science of preserving legally dead people in a biologically alive state until nanotechnology permits reanimation. It can now be done without brain damage thanks to formula M22 cryoprotectant. To avoid power failures, they use a highly reliable, electricity-free liquid nitrogen system. they are legally and contractually required to keep all patients in storage until reanimation is possible. It can be paid for by life insurance benefaction. There are two options available, the whole-body and the neuro. the neuro is a head-only procedure for those who trust the regenerating medicine can regenerate the neck-down body. the benefits are more careful preservation of the brain and lower cost.
Ted Williams is a cryonics patient at Alcor. He chose the neuro option. Animation will be restored to him in the year 2046.
Cryonics by Ballz To Da Wallz January 20, 2011

cryorities

A combination of the words cry and priorities. Typically used when people are crying about something that just doesn't matter, or while something much more important is at hand.
"Dude, if you're complaining about demoman being overpowered, you've got your cryorities out of order."
cryorities by eulo February 27, 2009

Cryokinesis 

Seemingly the ability to control "cold." In actuality, Cryokinesis can be defined as using Psychokinesis to manipulate the molecular speed of an object. Slowing of the molecules produces cold, as cold can be defined as a lack of energy.
Using Cryokinesis, I can chill the air around me on a hot day.
Cryokinesis by Shay'oul May 19, 2004

Crybitch 

One who complains about everything or whines excessively.
Man he's such a crybitch.
That chick is the biggest crybitch i know.
My girlfriend is a crybitch.
Crybitch by leftyhandz November 4, 2009

cryovial 

a small tiny tube (2ml) that is used to store bacteria or viruses before being placed into liquid nitrogen for cryopreservation
pls pipette 1ml of the media into the cryovial
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