by zerk January 12, 2007
A crushtache is an individual you have a crush on simply because of their mustache. You may actually like the person as well, but most often you don't even know them, they just have a really good mustache.
1. "I saw this guy riding a vintage schwinn with a great mustache. Total crushtache."
2. "Well I had a total crushtache but he turned out to be a jerk."
2. "Well I had a total crushtache but he turned out to be a jerk."
by babbybarista May 1, 2010