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Crustaceous 

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1.) The last bit of time that peninosaurs walked the earth.
2.) A scab-like period, in which the poor girl bleeds clotted blood wads, that are...you guessed it... "crusty."
"Her Crustaceous period, caused her to bleed even more, as it cut her insides"
Crustaceous by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007

Crustaceous 

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Aldo is crustaceous
Crustaceous by Taetoosexy January 22, 2024

Crustaceous Cheapskate 

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Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps
LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

Crustaceous Period

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When you poop and don't wipe and just sit there for a while.
"When did the Poopasaurus live again?"
"That was in the Crustaceous period."
Crustaceous Period by W0lfen April 4, 2021

vagina crustaceans 

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when you have sex and your intercourse partner cums on you're vaginal area and you forget to clean up and it dries up and stays on your vagina and it hardens into a crust
tabitha: omg i got so drunk last night i woke up with vagina crustaceans

katie: OMgggggg sameeeeee

Bourgeoi-Crustaceans

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Rich, money-hoarding Crustaceans, including crabs, lobsters, crayfish, and shrimp.
The reason Proletaria-lopods are oppressed is because of the greed of Bourgeoi-Crustaceans.
Bourgeoi-Crustaceans by Javier2798 November 7, 2017
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