Definitions by zerk

Direct Deposit 

When one sits on one's face, wide-open mouth air tight to one's anus and defecates.

"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."

Direct Deposit by zerk August 25, 2018

Beat by wifer 

A Beat by wifer is like a wife beater (white sleeveless shirt) but it's black instead. (Opposite of white is black.... opposite of someone who beats their wife is someone who get's beat by their wife)

"Charlie wore a beat by wifer to his best friends funeral, I know you're suppose to wear black at funerals but come on!"

Beat by wifer by zerk April 20, 2009

Shvomit 

The act of vomiting and diarrhea all at the same time, usually due to having a bad hangover, the flu or food poisoning.

Little Larry had a hangover so bad, he shvomitted most of Sunday.

Shvomit by zerk May 8, 2008

Crushtache

a drink colored moustache you get from drinking Crush

"Derek and Rodrick used to always have crushtaches when they were kids."

Crushtache by zerk January 13, 2007

Rarse 

"Raw Arse"
The burning raw feeling in your ass crack from when you didn't wipe well enough and/or when you go too long with moisture between your ass cheeks, after a while your arse will get raw and it'll burn.

"I got rarse today at work, it was awful"

Rarse by zerk January 4, 2007