5 definitions by zerk

Shvomit

The act of vomiting and diarrhea all at the same time, usually due to having a bad hangover, the flu or food poisoning.

Little Larry had a hangover so bad, he shvomitted most of Sunday.

by zerk May 8, 2008

Rarse

"Raw Arse"
The burning raw feeling in your ass crack from when you didn't wipe well enough and/or when you go too long with moisture between your ass cheeks, after a while your arse will get raw and it'll burn.

"I got rarse today at work, it was awful"

by zerk January 3, 2007

Direct Deposit

When one sits on one's face, wide-open mouth air tight to one's anus and defecates.

"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."

by zerk August 25, 2018

Crushtache

a drink colored moustache you get from drinking Crush

"Derek and Rodrick used to always have crushtaches when they were kids."

by zerk January 12, 2007

Beat by wifer

A Beat by wifer is like a wife beater (white sleeveless shirt) but it's black instead. (Opposite of white is black.... opposite of someone who beats their wife is someone who get's beat by their wife)

"Charlie wore a beat by wifer to his best friends funeral, I know you're suppose to wear black at funerals but come on!"

by zerk April 20, 2009