crunkies

Drunk chicks skanks who just got provolone cheese thrown at them.

Those crunkies smell like cheese and semen.

or

I just slapped me a crunky.

by Brad Mclain October 30, 2007

Mud Crunkies

From the Hannah Montana show on Disney.

Meaning "dang it" " or "oh crap"

No you cant go to the show Oliver

Aww Mud Crunkies!!

by phaz212 December 7, 2009

Crunkfest

An annual period of campus-wide partying, drunkenness, crunkenness, and general debauchery at Swarthmore College, where participants form teams and earn assigned point values for ridiculous acts. The team that has the most points formulates the rules for the next Crunkfest. Mystery shrouds the rest of details of Crunkfest, with the intent of keeping most occurrences, acts of dubitable legality, out of the public spotlight.

Person: Did you guys hear about what happened at Crunkfest last year? Apparently some straight guys had sex together for points.

Guys: Yeah. They were the second place team.

by mr_natas March 23, 2009

crunkie

A derivative of Crunk, which generally means "very drunk." A Crunkie is someone, usually an underage girl, who is very drunk.

Hey Jerome, let's go to that bar up 23rd street. Nah, just a bunch of crunkies there drinking on fake IDs. Yeah, like I said, let's go to that bar up 23rd street.

by JeromeT May 19, 2005

Crunkistan

Another name for a black neighborhood.

Compton, Queens, the entire cities of Detroit and New Orleans are all prime examples of Crunkistan

by mackerel daddy November 28, 2009

crunkiss

A twirling poop stick.

"I'm gonna hit you with my crunkiss!"

by Mr. Jack Square April 29, 2010

Crunklesprouts

This is the sort of word that comes after yankidoodle or glockenspiel and is greatly superior to any other. Use this word as a long word to impress friends and probably leave them wondering if they're extremely stupid or if they just have a hearing problem. WARNING: USING THIS WORD WILL USUALLY RESULT IN THE LISTENER REPLYING 'Wha?' OR QUESTIONING YOUR SANITY.

Crunklesprouts: word that will usually blow friend or enemy's mind and most of the time leave them gawking at you for lengthy periods of time

Bob: Hey, you know crunklesprouts can really help yankidoodles congregate
Bob's nemesis: waahhhhhh? (Questions self stupidity)
Bob: (taps his nose twice with index finger, winks and walks away smiling to himself, usually resulting in a heroic pose and explosion in the background)

by Malfoy2017 July 27, 2017