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A derivative of Crunk, which generally means "very drunk." A Crunkie is someone, usually an underage girl, who is very drunk.
Hey Jerome, let's go to that bar up 23rd street. Nah, just a bunch of crunkies there drinking on fake IDs. Yeah, like I said, let's go to that bar up 23rd street.
crunkie by JeromeT May 19, 2005

walter crunkite 

A state of mind that is much crazier, drunker and sloppier than the already widely used crunk. Based on famous newscaster Walter Cronkite, if you have had so much to drink or smoke that you have achieved the level of Walter Crunkite, you should probably slow down.
"Man, everybody is pretty crunk at this party, but that one kid is absolutely Walter Crunkite."
walter crunkite by Matt Stanyon August 10, 2006

Mud Crunkies 

From the Hannah Montana show on Disney.

Meaning "dang it" " or "oh crap"
No you cant go to the show Oliver

Aww Mud Crunkies!!
Mud Crunkies by phaz212 December 7, 2009

crunkies 

Drunk chicks skanks who just got provolone cheese thrown at them.
Those crunkies smell like cheese and semen.

or

I just slapped me a crunky.
crunkies by Brad Mclain October 30, 2007
a computer junkie, some one who spends hours on the computer instead of spending time with friends, likes to beat his own top score on games. could spend hours on a computer, preferably prefers the PC to the human race.
"bill gates is a right crunkie, he spends hours over his computer and ner goes out"
crunkie by ***M&M*** October 13, 2005

crunkie-sided 

not balanced. not level. not even.
1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.

2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!
crunkie-sided by jonboy's mom January 3, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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