crunkiss 

A twirling poop stick.

"I'm gonna hit you with my crunkiss!"

crunkiss by Mr. Jack Square April 29, 2010

Crunkistan

Another name for a black neighborhood.

Compton, Queens, the entire cities of Detroit and New Orleans are all prime examples of Crunkistan

Crunkistan by mackerel daddy November 28, 2009

Crunkassed-out 

A variant of Crunk, or crazy-drunk, this phrase means "Crazy drunk and passed-out."

"Everybody in the club get crunk! Then, later, we'll get crunkassed-out!"

Crunkassed-out by Kanary K December 17, 2005

crunkishness 

The act of getting super crunk, crunk beyond your wildest dreams.


(patented by Kevin, who gets crunkishness like it ain't no thang)

We are getting crunkishness up in here, bitches!

Dude, Kevin got crunkishness, I ain't ever seen anything like that before.

crunkishness by Brian H November 6, 2004

crunkpissed 

to be so pissed off, that a crunk move is busted while shouting

"dude the commander is crunkpissed... he said to clean the barracks and started crunking when he yelled at us."

crunkpissed by nehlewolf April 6, 2009

Mud Crunkies 

From the Hannah Montana show on Disney.

Meaning "dang it" " or "oh crap"

No you cant go to the show Oliver

Aww Mud Crunkies!!

Mud Crunkies by phaz212 December 7, 2009

Tomahawk Crunkmissle 

A sexual position involving newspaper, a diaphragm, and a large penis. First you get the women to wear a diaphragm to avoid pregnancy. Then you lay newspaper all over her vaginal area. Then the male starts masturbating rapidly, and ejaculates all over the newspaper covered area. Right when the man ejaculates, he should shove his erected penis through the newspaper, and into the women's vagina. Afterwards, you clean up, and can now remove the diaphragm.

While complicated, completing the Tomahawk Crunkmissle is very rewarding.

Tomahawk Crunkmissle by MetallicaFan69 June 8, 2009