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crunkiss

"I'm gonna hit you with my crunkiss!"
by Mr. Jack Square April 29, 2010
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Crunkistan

Compton, Queens, the entire cities of Detroit and New Orleans are all prime examples of Crunkistan
by mackerel daddy November 28, 2009
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Crunkassed-out

A variant of Crunk, or crazy-drunk, this phrase means "Crazy drunk and passed-out."
"Everybody in the club get crunk! Then, later, we'll get crunkassed-out!"
by Kanary K December 17, 2005
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crunkishness

The act of getting super crunk, crunk beyond your wildest dreams.


(patented by Kevin, who gets crunkishness like it ain't no thang)
We are getting crunkishness up in here, bitches!

Dude, Kevin got crunkishness, I ain't ever seen anything like that before.
by Brian H November 6, 2004
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crunkpissed

to be so pissed off, that a crunk move is busted while shouting
"dude the commander is crunkpissed... he said to clean the barracks and started crunking when he yelled at us."
by nehlewolf April 6, 2009
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Mud Crunkies

From the Hannah Montana show on Disney.

Meaning "dang it" " or "oh crap"
No you cant go to the show Oliver

Aww Mud Crunkies!!
by phaz212 December 7, 2009
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Tomahawk Crunkmissle

A sexual position involving newspaper, a diaphragm, and a large penis. First you get the women to wear a diaphragm to avoid pregnancy. Then you lay newspaper all over her vaginal area. Then the male starts masturbating rapidly, and ejaculates all over the newspaper covered area. Right when the man ejaculates, he should shove his erected penis through the newspaper, and into the women's vagina. Afterwards, you clean up, and can now remove the diaphragm.
While complicated, completing the Tomahawk Crunkmissle is very rewarding.
by MetallicaFan69 June 8, 2009
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