glockenspiel

It's kind of like a xylophone, but with a much cooler name.

Hey, did you see Jonny Greenwood get busy on the glockenspiel last night? He sure did rock.

by Download-This April 11, 2004

glockenspiel

A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.

Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!

by Allenthecat November 30, 2011

glockenspiel

a bong, sometimes a pipe. Pronounced as German-sounding as possible

GLOCKENSCHHPIEL!

Maestro! Pass the glockenspiel.

by Mægz October 01, 2006

glockenspiel

when you fuck a girl in the ass doggy style, while hooking her right nostril with your right pinky & poke her left eye with your left middle finger constantly, all while shouting "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"

damn son, I'd love to give her the glockenspiel

by toledo jones August 08, 2014

glockenspiel

something you say when you're trying to sell someone a glocken

i didn't expect a damn glockenspiel

by valleyman December 13, 2003

glockenspiel

a glockenspiel can live in an oragne traffic cone for up to 3 days without food or water

The glockenspiel ran across the road.

by Zack Franceschi July 24, 2004

Glockenspiel

1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to “glock”

Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now

Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man

by Extra Muscular Car January 02, 2023