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crunk is chronic shortened. crunkest would be the good shit.
We smoked the crunkest last night, yo.
crunkest by juzme September 3, 2005
An annual period of campus-wide partying, drunkenness, crunkenness, and general debauchery at Swarthmore College, where participants form teams and earn assigned point values for ridiculous acts. The team that has the most points formulates the rules for the next Crunkfest. Mystery shrouds the rest of details of Crunkfest, with the intent of keeping most occurrences, acts of dubitable legality, out of the public spotlight.
Person: Did you guys hear about what happened at Crunkfest last year? Apparently some straight guys had sex together for points.

Guys: Yeah. They were the second place team.
Crunkfest by mr_natas March 23, 2009

Crunkistan

Compton, Queens, the entire cities of Detroit and New Orleans are all prime examples of Crunkistan
Crunkistan by mackerel daddy November 28, 2009

crunkenstein 

Anyone who is overzealous, or is usually intoxicated, who embarks on a belligerent rampage.
Look at this guy; he's on his 15th cocktail and now he's going to yell at the manager. Fucking crunkenstein.
crunkenstein by Pdenny June 18, 2008
The (often sweaty) part of the man's anatomy that is located in between the bollucks and the ring-hole. Usually home to sparsely populated and wiry black pubes.
I was getting head off Pamela Anderson when all of a sudden she started licking my crunket, I started to giggle and then laughed when I let a wet stinky one go on her chin.. she just smiled and said "Oh your so funny".
Crunket by Meefa October 29, 2005
Its a festival involving many people getting very crazy and drunk. There will always be large quantities of alcohol consumed and crunkfest and usually strippers.
You are cordially invited to the crunkfest this weekend...just bring some ho's.
Crunkfest by Jerd April 13, 2005
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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